Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.
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Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you.
Tags: your, never, mother, you
I just get such a connection from an audience. You play with them. I get mad at them. I yell at them. They yell at me. It's just fun.
Tags: mad, fun, you, me
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it.
Tags: something, big, control, you
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.
Tags: horror, anything, laugh, me
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
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