I was going to hang it up on the twenty-fifth year of this show. I don't know why. Maybe twenty-five years is enough. And I found out that I was having so much fun doing the show that we decided to stick around for a while.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
