My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
The trouble ain't that people are ignorant: it's that they know so much that ain't so.
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you do hold well.
Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.
The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.
It ain't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.