My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.
I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise.
I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.
If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.
