Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey...... Quote by "Kurt Vonnegut"

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.
— Kurt Vonnegut

Tags: women

Other Quotes by "Kurt Vonnegut"

I speak gibberish to the civilized world and it replies in kind.
— Kurt Vonnegut

Tags: philosophy, life, depression, civilization

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college. And I realize some of you may be having trouble deciding whether I am kidding or not. So from now on I will tell you when I'm kidding. For instance, join the National Guard or the Marines and teach democracy. I'm kidding. We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I'm kidding. If you want to really hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts. I'm not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.
— Kurt Vonnegut A Man Without a Country

Tags: writing, humor, creative-process, art

And on the subject of burning books: I want to congratulate librarians, not famous for their physical strength or their powerful political connections or their great wealth, who, all over this country, have staunchly resisted anti-democratic bullies who have tried to remove certain books from their shelves, and have refused to reveal to thought police the names of persons who have checked out those titles. So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
— Kurt Vonnegut A Man Without a Country

Tags: politics, books, america

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
— Kurt Vonnegut A Man Without a Country

Tags: writing, semicolons, college

I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.
— Kurt Vonnegut

Tags: us, right, wonder, poor