My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
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I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless.
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When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn't take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light.
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Slumps don't bother me.
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I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.
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I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'
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