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When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is.
— Lewis Black
Tags: reason, everything, think, you

Other Quotes by "Lewis Black"

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.
— Lewis Black
Tags: thought, things, sometimes, people
My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.
— Lewis Black
Tags: doing, road, never, time
No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.
— Lewis Black
Tags: parents, mother, you, life
Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.
— Lewis Black
Tags: big, back, like, you
I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke.
— Lewis Black
Tags: constantly, having, fear
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