If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?