Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying, and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
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The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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