The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the glory of parenthood, just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves.
One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
A sparkling house is a fine thing if the children aren't robbed of their luster in keeping it that way.
No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent.
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.