Burning dinner is not incompetence but war.
My strength and my weakness are twins in the same womb.
Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats.
A strong woman is a woman determined to do something others are determined not be done.
Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.
When I work I am pure as an angel tiger and clear is my eye and hot my brain and silent all the whining grunting piglets of the appetites.