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All these things that enter your head are assignments. You write them up and then throw them out there and if someone wants to do it, your assignment is done.
— Martin Short
Tags: things, someone, your, you

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Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied.
— Martin Short
Tags: once, question, someone, me
Comedy is a weird thing.
— Martin Short
Tags: thing, comedy, weird
What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.
— Martin Short
Tags: short, target, too-late, late
Everything alters and changes with time. Some things that are considered triumphs, and 10 years later, they're considered minor.
— Martin Short
Tags: everything, some, things, time
I was a huge fan of Steve Martin, as everyone I knew in comedy was.
— Martin Short
Tags: knew, fan, everyone, comedy
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