Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?
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I really wanted to be veterinarian, but I got a 410 on my math SATs.
Tags: wanted, math, really, got
I was too lazy to start a whole new story, so I just stuck a princess into the story I was working on... and The Princess Diaries was born!
Tags: story, start, born, new
Sometimes I just want to write a really intense love scene. But I can't do that in my books for teens, or parents will complain - believe me, I've tried.
Tags: parents, believe, me, love
I used to draw and illustrate, but I don't do that anymore because I just like to write. I like to leave the illustrations to actual professional illustrators.
Tags: just, leave, like, professional
I wish I had taken Spanish instead of French in high school. I could eavesdrop on a lot more conversations on the subway if I knew Spanish.
Tags: high-school, more, wish, school
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