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To make extra money, my parents would sell eggs and chickens. I was very little. I remember a chicken's head being chopped off with the chicken running around. I wasn't sure if my imagination was running away with me or if it really happened. It really happened.
— Michael Keaton
Tags: parents, imagination, money, me

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When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.
— Michael Keaton
Tags: loved, laugh, people, funny
Will Ferrell makes me laugh a lot when he gets out there and gets crazy.
— Michael Keaton
Tags: will, laugh, crazy, me
I choose not to be at the whim of others. I want to be at my own whim.
— Michael Keaton
Tags: own, want, my-own, others
Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention.
— Michael Keaton
Tags: like, someone, attention, funny
Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.
— Michael Keaton
Tags: it-is-what-it-is, how, know, you
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