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I was completely unqualified to get into Harvard. But then I went to my interview for Harvard, and the woman asked, 'Why do you want to go here?' And I took out all of my comedy writing samples that I had done. I couldn't have been more delusional in terms of what I thought they wanted in a candidate for college.
— Mike Birbiglia
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'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it.
— Mike Birbiglia
Tags: i-love, good, love
The moment I walk into a room, I have kind of like the Terminator's tracking system for where the food is, and I can get there immediately.
— Mike Birbiglia
Tags: like, walk, food, moment
It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero, which is so sad. But e-mail has become like homework for adults. I'll have 141 messages from people who will be offended if I don't write back.
— Mike Birbiglia
Tags: always, will, people, sad
Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films.
— Mike Birbiglia
Tags: which, show, short, like
Ultimately, jokes are this really special thing that we can all share. It's exciting to have basically a thousand people in a room together that can laugh at the same time, but I think of it almost as, like, a religious experience.
— Mike Birbiglia
Tags: together, people, experience, time
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