I dare say that if most comedians today, the gifted ones, were to sit down and write, they'd learn more about their craft. But what happens is they get out there before they learn what their viewpoint is, if any.

My humor was Victorian - and still is.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.