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Professionals don't get writer's block. I can always come up with the punch line.
— Mort Walker
Tags: punch, come, i-can, always

Other Quotes by "Mort Walker"

When I first started, you couldn't mention divorce or death. You couldn't show smelly socks. You couldn't show a snake. They took a skunk out of my strip one time.
— Mort Walker
Tags: snake, time, you, death
At one time Tribune Syndicate emptied out their storeroom. They put tables full of original cartoons down in the lobby and said take one if you want one. The comics were simply a burden to them.
— Mort Walker
Tags: want, down, time, you
I like a happy ending. That's what I do all the time. I like to make people feel happy.
— Mort Walker
Tags: feel, happy, people, time
When I introduced a black soldier, Lt. Flap, in 1971, the Stars and Stripes banned the strip. They were having racial problems and thought it would increase the tensions.
— Mort Walker
Tags: soldier, problems, black, stars
I took my basic training on a golf course in Florida. Then I was on the boxing team. We did some demonstrations, and they put me in a theater one night and wanted me to box. So OK, I came out boxing with a friend - thinking we would just spar around - but the guy walked out, hit me, and knocked me out with one stroke.
— Mort Walker
Tags: training, night, thinking, me
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