The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.