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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
— Ozzy Osbourne
Tags: you, me, morning, life

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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
— Ozzy Osbourne
Tags: being, bus, like, drunk
When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.
— Ozzy Osbourne
Tags: young, things, stupid, you
What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.
— Ozzy Osbourne
Tags: get, brain, music
I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
— Ozzy Osbourne
Tags: wake-up, new, never, day
I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.
— Ozzy Osbourne
Tags: like, simple, you, man
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