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I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.
— Patrice O'Neal
Tags: like, go, you, sexy

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I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche. I have a really nice truck. But it's a Durango and I like frontin'! I like to ride by and show off.
— Patrice O'Neal
Tags: truck, like, culture, ride
Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.
— Patrice O'Neal
Tags: feel, laugh, people, time
Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.
— Patrice O'Neal
Tags: rest, go, people, life
I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.
— Patrice O'Neal
Tags: dude, big
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