It is my wish to die of unique causes, perhaps in a high-speed tricycle crash, a bizarre stapling incient, or as a result of inadvertently sucking my brains out through my ear while trying to untwist the vacuum hose.
Tags: death

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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up - 'cause they're looking for ideas.
Tags: family
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
Tags: someone, never, humor, life
I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.
Tags: three, think, long, love
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
Tags: like, nothing, humor, family
I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I made noodles, but they were hard. It never occurred to me to check them; I just stopped cooking them when I felt they were ready. Really, I'm too absentminded.
Tags: never, day, cooking, me
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