But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.
Tags: humor

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No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.
Tags: spell-bound, sophie, sexy, rachel-hawkins, humor, hex-hall, archer-cross, archer
Bruce Wayne's parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a janitor in the school bathroom.
Tags: superpowers, humor, harper-price
Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--
Tags: spell-bound, sophie, rachel-hawkins, mercer, humor, hex-hall, funny, archer-cross, archer
I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically. What can I say? I read a lot of books.
Tags: humor
When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference. But laughing is exactly what I did.
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