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When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference. But laughing is exactly what I did.
— Rachel Hawkins Hex Hall
Tags: humor

Other Quotes by "Rachel Hawkins"

No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.
— Rachel Hawkins Spell Bound
Tags: spell-bound, sophie, sexy, rachel-hawkins, humor, hex-hall, archer-cross, archer
Bruce Wayne's parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a janitor in the school bathroom.
— Rachel Hawkins Rebel Belle
Tags: superpowers, humor, harper-price
Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--
— Rachel Hawkins Spell Bound
Tags: spell-bound, sophie, rachel-hawkins, mercer, humor, hex-hall, funny, archer-cross, archer
I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically. What can I say? I read a lot of books.
— Rachel Hawkins Hex Hall
Tags: humor
But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.
— Rachel Hawkins Hex Hall
Tags: humor
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