I like the idea of taking a true classic written by a true genius and destroying it essentially! I like the idea of bringing it down to earth a bit - and even a bit lower than that.

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

Thank God for the potholes on memory lane.

Mostly, I don't write overtly personal stuff.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.