I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved.
Tags: end-of-the-day, beginning, day, politics

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It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up, so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.
Tags: feel, people, me, sad
The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were.
Tags: walk, you, best, funny
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material.
Tags: live, go, you, life
Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.
Tags: every-day, lie, job, day
In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
Tags: high, high-school, school, myself
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