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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
— Robert Benchley
Tags: reputation, evil, time, waiting

Other Quotes by "Robert Benchley"

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
— Robert Benchley
Tags: make, monkey, way, man
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
— Robert Benchley
Tags: small, curiosity, house, children
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
— Robert Benchley
Tags: child, way, pet, children
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
— Robert Benchley
Tags: tell, your, will, fear, you
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
— Robert Benchley
Tags: being, talking, fall, i-am
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