Petty thievery is a more profitable job than pool hustling, which it resembles, requires far less talent and training, and is equally devoid of promise.
To err is human, to purr feline.
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
If the numbers keep mounting, newspapers will eventually have to admit that pool exists and give it some coverage.
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.