I'm not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you'll pay late.
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don't do a ton of it.