Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady. -'Rhett

If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract... -- Rhett

As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…