My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes.
Tags: humor

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If you are a dreamer come in If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar A hoper a pray-er a magic-bean-buyer If youre a pretender com sit by my fire For we have some flax golden tales to spin Come in! Come in!
Tags: wishes, wisher, poetry, make-believe, liar, imagination, dreamer
How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em.
Tags: love, live-well, life, how-much, how-many, good-day, friendship, friend
Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.
Tags: talking, only, never, you
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.
Tags: cute, wise, me, truth
I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.
Tags: play, hug, will, war
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