There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack.
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
He's as cool as a prized marrow!