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It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people.
— Tim Allen
Tags: skill, true, people, funny

Other Quotes by "Tim Allen"

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.
— Tim Allen
Tags: she, child, only, good
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
— Tim Allen
Tags: men, children, work, women
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
— Tim Allen
Tags: easy, real, nothing, care
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
— Tim Allen
Tags: words, woman, trust, me
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
— Tim Allen
Tags: everything, own, bad, men
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