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People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
— Tim Vine
Tags: people, you, me, funny

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I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity of stand-up means that some people are getting to play rock star venues.
— Tim Vine
Tags: like, rock-and-roll, someone, people
I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
— Tim Vine
Tags: doing, you, myself, love
Velcro: what a rip-off.
— Tim Vine
Tags: rip-off, velcro
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
— Tim Vine
Tags: voice, phone, home, you
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
— Tim Vine
Tags: want, building, house, you
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