I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.
I will not be misquoted!