I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people again and know for sure that they're fatter than me.
Standup is essentially part of your personality with the volume turned up.
It's fun when you've opened for someone at a venue, and then years go by, and now you're headlining.
Vancouver just feels comfortable to me.
You get such a visceral thrill driving a race car. You think you've driven, and then you're like, 'Oh, I was doing something for 20 years that I didn't realize I hadn't experienced the real version of.'
I'm a sarcastic, observational storyteller.
