In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.
Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.
August depresses me a little. I don't even feel like eating. And when I don't eat, that's a sure sign of stagnation.
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes.
Will Rogers was an American hero - someone you could get your teeth into and love.