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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
— Woody Allen
Tags: money

Other Quotes by "Woody Allen"

How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.
— Woody Allen
Tags: god
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
— Woody Allen
Tags: achieve, want, death, work
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
— Woody Allen
Tags: writing, life, absurd
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
— Woody Allen
Tags: dead, will, sick, food
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
— Woody Allen
Tags: exists, somebody, dream, nothing
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