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How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.
— Woody Allen
Tags: god

Other Quotes by "Woody Allen"

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
— Woody Allen
Tags: achieve, want, death, work
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
— Woody Allen
Tags: writing, life, absurd
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
— Woody Allen
Tags: dead, will, sick, food
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
— Woody Allen
Tags: exists, somebody, dream, nothing
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
— Woody Allen
Tags: something, us, government, believe
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