If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
