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There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: never, long, time, money

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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: money, you, politics, good
The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: think, day, long, time
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: hilarious, me, funny
Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: up, lines, making, hard
There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: stupid, my-life, people, life
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