Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
Courage is the ladder on which all other virtues mount.
There is no other solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decisions, the day's generous utterances, and the day's good deed.
There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.
There is no other solution to a man's problems but the day's honest work, the day's honest decisions, the day's generous utterance, and the day's good deed.
Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.
A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
No good deed goes unpunished.
In the final analysis there is no other solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decision, the day's generous utterances, and the day's good deed.
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.
A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.
Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.
