Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more.
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.
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There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!
When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
