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Quotes by "Elizabeth Eulberg"

And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.
— Elizabeth Eulberg The Lonely Hearts Club
Tags: sassy, humor, boys
I look at the hundreds of algebra problems facing me in the next three days. And here I thought I’d figured out the equation to my happiness.
— Elizabeth Eulberg Take a Bow
Tags: happiness, equation, charter
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