Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes.
Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!
I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.
Acting's fine if the script's written by Paddy Chayefsky and Martin Scorsese directs it, but unless you have something like that, I don't really enjoy acting.
I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.
When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.
I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the 'Tonight Show' when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren't plugging things per se, and they're just in the moment being interesting.
First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh.
