Quotes by "Jim Carrey"

You can fail at what you don't want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don't let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.

Energy is what I believe all of us are. We're just conscious awareness dancing for itself for no other reason but to stay amused.

Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around the living room. It's hard for me to come down from what I do.

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

A lot of good love can happen in ten years.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

I've arrived at the place if I'm not taking a career risk, I'm not happy. If I'm scared, then I know I'm being challenged.

I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.

My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.

Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.