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Quotes by "Joey Diaz"

People die millionaires. All your life, you're gonna stress money?
— Joey Diaz
Tags: people, money, you, life
If I see an audition for a show or a movie, I'll send a tape in. I attack it. The whole time, I'm booking comedy, so no matter what, I always got that coming in. I'm always working on my craft.
— Joey Diaz
Tags: comedy, always, matter, time
Hey, I'm not rich, but I'm lucky. I get to do what I want to do. That's not an easy thing to do in this country.
— Joey Diaz
Tags: want, easy, country, rich
I'm Hispanic. I'm a Catholic. I believe in God. I believe in karma.
— Joey Diaz
Tags: i-believe, i-believe-in, believe, god
I'm a stand-up comic, but I also have ideas, and I want to get them out. People think getting in front of the mic is the only way to work out. You've got to try different situations.
— Joey Diaz
Tags: think, people, you, work
I just showed up at the Comedy Store. You keep showing up, and you keep showing up, and eventually, somebody notices.
— Joey Diaz
Tags: just, showing-up, comedy, you
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