My parents had an old-fashioned ideal of college, that four years at a liberal arts college should be a liberal arts education.
It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad.
As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.
I have a big mouth.
Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.
Immaculate conception is the only way another kid is coming out of me!
I suffer the terrible disease of low self-esteem.
Women in Hollywood are tiny, but women in soap operas are the tiniest people alive!