My dear, Find what you love and let it kill you. Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness. Let it kill you and let it devour your remains. For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but itβs much better to be killed by a lover. ~ Falsely yours
The best fiction is true.
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
