Think about back in the day when we had Archie Bunker, 'The Jeffersons.' We had stuff to sit down and share and laugh at. The Internet has made it so we don't have to sit together anymore. It's so self-absorbed. No one has to talk to each other anymore, and people don't realize that that is killing us.
I take care of everybody. I'm either hugging you or making sure that you're not sick, because my backpack has every kind of medicine in it.
Bill Murray was just so funny to me - there wasn't anything spooking him.
I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love.
You know what makes me mad about 'The Bachelorette?' That, you know, that that chick would get a man. Get me a date.
I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy.
When we did this reboot, I thought 'Ghostbusters' fans would be so excited: 'They've got the new technology - the ghosts are going to look real now.'
Unfortunately, I'm used to the insults.
I'm glad this whole success thing is happening now. I can't even imagine a 23-year-old Leslie in this position.
I would never quit comedy to make money. I've been doing it, like, 30 years. I still love it. That's my life.
They redid 'Roots,' and everyone was saying, 'Oh, it shouldn't have been done.' I was like, 'It definitely should have been done.' Because it needs to be refurbished for the new generation so they can understand it.
It takes a real designer to design for real women.
Why is being a woman so surprising? There are two sexes. A man and a woman. So, if it's not a man in a movie, what else was it going to be?
My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.
