Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
So good it'll make you ink.
No ink, no pink.
Squeal team six.
Happy wives matter.
Because I'm a giver.
I like mine well hung.
For those hard to reach places.
Free beard rides available, inquire within.
THIGHBRUSH - If it tickles thighs, it flies!
If you grow it, they will cum.
Finally, a cause worth kneeling for...